NO BRUSHING ALLOWED

OOOOH!!! She's done it again! Snuck in while I was in a beautiful deep sleep and starts brushing my butt and tail. She knows when I'm in that weird sleep-wake state I can't react quickly and run away. Who cares if my tail's not fluffy? Who am I trying to impress? I'm past the mating age and I'm fixed. Plus, my tail will fluff up again when I get my new undercoat for winter. This grooming stuff needs to STOP!