Thursday, July 15, 2010

Puppy+Anesthesia+Morphine = AHHHH!!

Top 5 Reasons Siberian Puppies & Opioids Don't Mix
(from the owner's perspective)

5.  Deludes puppy into believing he feels - and is - great!
4.  Results in a restless puppy who is supposed to rest, take it easy, and not
     engage in rough play or activities
3.  Evil puppy emerges between bouts of sedation
2.  When effects wear off, puppy gets very whiney
1.  Puppy sleeps all day, up ALL NIGHT

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